Wednesday, December 7, 2011

My Version

While listening to Justin Moore's "He Can't Even Bait a Hook" country song today, I felt inspired to write my own lyrics to his chorus...enjoy.


Justin Moore’s lyrics:

He can't even bait a hook
He can't even skin a buck
He don't know who Jack Daniels is
He ain't ever drove a truck
Knows how to throw out a line, but not the kind in a field and stream book
No darlin' I ain't even worried, you'll come runnin' back
He can't even bait a hook.

My version for the girls:

She don’t even drive a truck
She don’t even like your Muck….boots
She knows too well who Jack Daniels is
She ain’t ever shot a buck
Knows how to throw up a lot, but it ain’t her hands at a football game
No honey I ain’t even worried, I think you’re both dumbass lame
I don’t even give a f***

0 comments: