Top 5 Ways to Know You've Had Too Much Coffee:
5. You're able to type fast enough to keep up with Dr. Catherine O'Day word-for-word in Practice Class at 2:30pm. (For anyone who doesn't know Catherine, I think she qualifies for the Guinness Book of World Record for Fastest Talker Without The Help of Any Stimulating Substances.)
4. Your heart is pounding so fast that it keeps time with Electronica music.
3. You're able to write a blog post, take class notes, participate in discussion, drink a Pepsi, and comment on Facebook at the same time.
2. Your senses are so heightened that you can pinpoint who's cell phone just buzzed from a text message from across the room.
1. And finally, you know you've had too much coffee when you pee and the scent of coffee wafts up from the toilet.
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